HELP is my wiki love cheating on me?

mike thanks for telling me you are a true friend

what should i do now?

Jude,

If you are lacking real life virtual romance then I recommend you curl up on the sofa with a hot cup of cocoa and log onto Wiki Mills+Boon for a true story of love, life and dubious practices.

In the meantime you could always inform the American Embassy in London that Osama Bin Buxton has been buying large quantities of depleted uranium from your local B&Q - they'll sort him out pdq.

((((((Jude)))))

YA

Dear Jude

Remember revenge is a dish best served by.........a woman they do it so much better than men why not start with the classics..

I thought thngs were going wrong when i caught him wearing my knickers

He insisted keeping a life size picture of David Hasselhoff in the wardrobe?

With luck other female members of the site will advise you in this matter.

David hasselhoff !!!

gross gross gross gross !!

seriously no no no no

the hoff (isnt that what he's called ?) uuuuuuummmmmm NO..

xx

jude i suspect the same...in the beginning we saw eathother every other nite,
but recently our time together has got less frequent, upto 2 weeks apart now
he sleeps alot,
hides his mobile,
is less attentive and is distracted when we r together,
he carries that bloody egg timer all the time, (it must be leaking sand, as his staying power isnt up to much lately)!!!

I feel he cant be trusted, he mumbles names, but has taken to calling me babe lately...
what is going on with this man??

what should i do....i love him , he is breaking my heart tho

I darent confront him im so scared to find out the truth HELP!!!

Mish
xxx

Ladies

This man is a bounder and a cad of the highest order!

Not only has he strung you all along, taken to calling you "babe" and carrying that ruddy egg timer with him, but he has also worked poor Dame Washalotabedshets and Rosiebabe to the ground with all the extra washing.

I suggest we confront the Lothario in the chatroom...........

the egg timer it makes me cry just to see it come out of his bag

so broken hearted

Jude x