HELP is my wiki love cheating on me?

Hi all you lovely wiki peps

I have been thinking for a while now that my wiki lover is cheating on me. I have been hurt before and I can see the signs.

He’s always tired and I only see him every 2 weeks? Do you think he’s cheating?

He talks in his sleep but mentions so many names mish, shezi, ruby, red, Rosie, angel, Daisy, red, saffron, and I think it all happens in a place called mirfield.

What should I do?

So confused

Help me my wiki friends

Jude x

(THIS IS A JOKE)
posted in responce to

www.wikivorce.com/divorce/Divorce-Forum/...in-love-on-here.html

Jude

You must be heart-broken, I am so sorry for you.

My advivce would be to steal his egg-timer, he would be lost with out it.

Or you could request that Dame Washalotabedsheetsputs itching powder in his clean bed linen.........

Ruby aka DW

Calm yourself Jude:kiss:

They're just friends. And even if they weren't it would be your fault.

Also, have you been spying on me! TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

Also, it will do you no good to steal my hour glass as I am quite capable of counting out 130 seconds (3 minutes)

I hope that has reassured you that it is in fact you who are completely nuts while I am above reproach.

Andy

ps Still ok for a week Wednesday? Can't see you sooner as I am feeling a bit tired.

jude

have a hug honey !! ive just discovered the same..

slimebag has been seeing countless other women !! and i didnt even realise...

hun my advice to you is give him the old heave ho !!

plenty more pebbles on wikibeach...

wink wink

amanda
xx

jude what a windy uperty brilll i wouldnnt worry till he mentionsGAZA MANK FENNDERFUNK GJ FISH ETC ETC I WOULD JUST TAKE IT LYING DOWN
lol gaza

Jude,

I find I am in a quandary here. I have recently taken a block booking for the bridal suite for the next 3 months with a specific request that the sheets be changed hourly.

The client appears to be from Buxton in Derbyshire. However he is paying top rate and ordering 3 bottles of champagne a night.

Should I continue to take his money?

Mike

I should think so, Mike - if anything, will give me a rest from the drudgery of washing all those sheets................