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22 Aug 08 #42237 by Zara2009
Reply from Zara2009
Found a few divorce jokes,just to lighten the day a bit, no offence to anyone, ...
My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
Author Unknown
Submitted by Sandy
My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
Author Unknown
Submitted by Sandy
22 Aug 08 #42243 by Sun 13
Reply from Sun 13
Poppie wrote:
'fraid not poppie. When it comes to cakes, I'm purely on the receiving end!
Sun - is that what you do in your spare time? You could make a fortune.
Poppie:)
'fraid not poppie. When it comes to cakes, I'm purely on the receiving end!
22 Aug 08 #42245 by Sun 13
Reply from Sun 13
Hmm, is it me, or is there a slight anti-men bias to these cakes?
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