Help! Fallen in love on here!

Dear wiki people

I have a BIG problem. I am in love with more than one person on here! How to choose? Please help!

I first fell in love with shezi sometime ago as I like her straight talking. But then I met Mish! During this time I imagined dating Rosie and Ruby and now I am in love with them too. But Angel and Daisy fought so hard for me that I decided to give them a night each and so I love them as well now. redoctober and saffron become hideously jealous and so I awarded them a night each. Mirfield and Jude then joined the queue and I found sufficient reserves of love for them to.

My problem is that I have run out of nights! I am considering a rota to try to organise the girls. Do you think I am being dishonest by having them all? Or should I come clean and just invite them all round together? I would probably need quite a bit of Viagra though for this and I don't think my doctor would prescribe it.

Advice please!


Andy

Oh Andy

So many beautiful, wonderful women and not enough nights in the week!

A rota may work, with sufficient rest time for yourself, of course (after all, you are only human....) I calculate 10 women, so one night each over a 2 week period with 2 rest days per week may be an option.

However, I must bow to the superior competion and pull out of any such possible rota, Im really sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else - but I will help out with the laundry (well, you will need clean bedlinen far more often............)

Ruby xxxx

Thanks Rosie

I fell it is only polite to change the sheets every day so I will be happy to accept your offer.

Are you sure you can live without me though? Take some time to think about this. If you need more nights, then I'll consider this in the rota.

Andy

Oh what a problem to have, a bevvy of beautiful ladies...Just remember that a problem shared is a problem halved so I could take a few off your hands, if it helps...

On the subject of viagra, a lorryload went missing on the M6 last week. Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Mike

Thanks for the offer Mike but I must decline.

Please get your own rota. Sorry to be blunt.

Andy

Buxtonman,

How to answer this thread, lol.

Well you could head up a commune and have free love, that is an option.

Seems your harem is every growing so you may have to consider meeting each lady once a month and maybe having weekends off to recover.

Or you could realise that we all actually want that one special man or no man at all, in our lives and just choose one of them ( I say them and not us, as I notice I don't get a mention, such is life).

The latter may cause jealousy in the ranks, so be warned, choose wisely.

So, one question, what is it that Buxtonman has that the other wiki men don't?

Although I personally think that most of the wiki men that are friends of mine on here are absolutely lovely and would have married any of them before my ex-husband given the chance.

If anyone asks me, where have all the good men gone, I shall say WIKIVORCE!!!!!!

xx Sarah xx

lol bux

you can tell you are struggling with this one but ruby's plan sounds like a good one to me.

Kids what a lovely offer to help to a fellow wiki member. You are a very kind man indeed.

lol kids


Jude x