Friends - who needs em

That makes sense. Thanks Rubes. I will note that for the future - because I am not Tech savvy I do not always know how these things work. In my day Spam was something we ate regularly wiv chips.

Right then, back to these pub names.

Noted: Vastra you will be in The Three Witches wiv yer 3 mates. Are there any alcohol limits on driving broomsticks home ?

Haway: you will be in the KIng''s Head - a big head obviously.

Janey: you are at the Bull and Cow chewing the cud

Me and Eliza are still at the Wig and Wee and are on our XXX round.

Once I know where you all are I will be doing the raffle and handing out Karaoke numbers.

All in all we are having a good Saturday night. Any more takers before I call last orders ?

Nige

Yes Please Nige

Actually I am big on chewing the cud as well and have a new found love of benches so maybe a pub too upmarket for me

Right Ange. I''ve ordered you a wine. Head down to the Bull and Cow wiv Janey. Given your love of benches your Karaoke number will be The Streets of London, Ralph McTell.

Who''s next ?

Nige

Just had to go and google "cud" -~I am just so nosy - make that eager to learn- never really thought about what it was. Don''t forget my brown paper bag Nige!x

Lord Ange me gel. Yer said you were big on chewing the cud before you even knew what cud was ?!

I was big on my ex before I knew what his cud was.

I''ll put you down for further wikitraining. In the meantime, just start learning the words to Streets of London ........

Nige (in fun) on a Satday night lovely lady x

Thanks Nige - you have made me laugh so much - just what I need - now better get on what I am supposed to be doing today - blitzing the house whilst no one here - amazing distractions I can find even googling "cud". Fantastic - not had belly laugh like this for a good while xxx